Never underestimate my crazy.

theartofknightjj:

Cinderella

starting a series of fairytales! But told in my own way So here’s the first one about a princess who only wanted to have her outside match her inside.

spoomne:

✌ LAUGH BEC IM COOL 

(Source: sadbreasts, via ddaaffttppuunnkk)

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

(via ddaaffttppuunnkk)

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets
"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets

"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

(via jefferson-starkid)

flyawaymax:

learning to draw is like driving on the highway like yeah sure you need to be watching other people but you REALLY need to focus on your own lane and your own destination or youre gonna follow that stupid fucking minivan all the way to tuskegee and then what. you didnt want to go to tuskegee. why did you follow that van look now youre in fucking tuskegee.

(via ddaaffttppuunnkk)

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

(via ddaaffttppuunnkk)

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

(via jefferson-starkid)

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

(via ddaaffttppuunnkk)

amovible:

margaerypendragons:

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD

I can’t tell which one you’re talking about.

amovible:

margaerypendragons:

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD

I can’t tell which one you’re talking about.

(Source: sermerlins, via ddaaffttppuunnkk)

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice